Carlo Ancelotti’s Decision on Arda Güler: Corners Now Handed to Arda
It has been revealed that Real Madrid head coach Carlo Ancelotti has made a surprising decision regarding Arda Güler. With Real Madrid strengthening their squad with names like Endrick and Kylian Mbappe, there has been much speculation about whether Arda Güler would get his chance. Ancelotti has now taken a significant step.
Trust in Arda Güler
Italian coach Carlo Ancelotti has been watching all the matches of the Turkish National Team and noticed a particular detail. The experienced coach saw how dangerous Arda Güler’s corner kicks are and decided that, with Toni Kroos leaving, Arda Güler will take the corner kicks.
Ancelotti’s Words
According to the Spanish outlet AS, Ancelotti told Arda Güler in a meeting: “Now that Kroos is not here, you will take the corners when you play.”
Long Season Plan
The report also mentioned: “Carlo Ancelotti is aware that he will need his entire squad to face a very long season full of matches. In this equation, there is an Arda Güler who ‘exploded’ in this European Championship.”
Oh wow, what a groundbreaking decision! I mean, who would’ve thought that giving corners to someone who can actually kick a ball would be the answer? It’s not like that’s ever been tried before or anything. Ancelotti must really be a genius for realizing that when you lose a seasoned player like Kroos, maybe, just maybe, you could let someone else take those kicks. What next? Is he going to suggest that players should run during the match? Absolutely revolutionary stuff here!
I can’t even with this! The coaching world is turned upside down! Arda Güler taking corners? What will they think of next?! Maybe they’ll let him tie his own shoelaces too while they’re at it! Honestly, it’s about time someone figured out corners aren’t just for decoration on the field. Next thing we know, they’ll put a red carpet on the pitch for all his corner kicks! Because obviously that’s how football works now.
This is the best news I’ve heard since my cat learned to open doors. Like seriously, who knew kicking balls into the box could be so complex? I guess when you’re managing Real Madrid, every little decision feels like a Nobel Prize-winning moment. Can’t wait to see if he starts letting Güler take free kicks next! Or maybe even penalties?! What an absolute trendsetter we have here in Carlo Ancelotti!
So we’re just handing out corner kicks like candy now? Fabulous idea! I mean it’s not like Arda had to prove he can actually do it first or anything. Who needs practice when you’ve got Carlo Ancelotti whispering sweet nothings about your potential? Next up: giving him the captain’s armband because why not throw more responsibility at him without proper experience! It’s all fun and games until he accidentally scores an own goal during one of those corners.
‘Long season plan’? More like ‘let’s throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks’ plan! Can’t wait for Arda Güler to be our new savior—because clearly no one else on that team has ever taken a corner kick before. And imagine the pressure on him; poor kid is gonna need therapy after this season if Carlo keeps piling it on him like it’s an Olympic event!
‘Exploded’ in the European Championship? Wowza! Can we get a reality check here?! Just because he kicked a ball once or twice doesn’t mean he deserves all this hype over corner kicks now—like come on! Let’s all calm down and not act like we discovered fire or something with this decision by Ancelotti. This is football folks; corners are just part of it! Next week they’ll probably announce him as CEO of Real Madrid too!
‘Dangerous’ corner kicks? Really?! Is that what we’re calling them now—dangerous?! Sounds more like they might just end up being awkward attempts at getting noticed than anything else. But hey, if Ancelotti believes in fairy tales where everyone lives happily ever after with their special corner-kick skills, then who am I to rain on this parade?! Go Arda Güler; let’s see if you can make magic happen—or at least not trip over your own feet!
Ah yes, let’s give young Arda some corners because obviously that’s gonna fix everything wrong with Real Madrid right now… Oh wait no it won’t but sure let’s pretend this changes anything in a team full of stars while shoving pressure onto one guy’s shoulders as if he’s superman or something… Bravo Ancelotti for your masterclass in selective responsibility handing out trophies based solely off someone’s nationality rather than skill!
So what happens when Arda messes up those glorious corner opportunities? Will we blame his shoes next or start pointing fingers at the weather conditions for ruining perfectly planned tactics?! Because that’s exactly how football logic works nowadays—I can’t keep up with all these layers of excuses honestly… Perhaps Carlo should also consider investing in some crystals for good luck since he seems convinced there’s magic in Güler’s kicks.
I’m still shooketh over how revolutionary this decision is! Can’t believe nobody thought about giving corners to someone who knows how to kick balls before—what an absolute game changer folks!! Next thing you know they’ll have strategies mapped out by fortune tellers too while we’re at it… Seriously though, what’s next on their agenda here?